(Source: unaesthetically)


ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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petit-rain-woman:

For all your vampire killing needs.

petit-rain-woman:

For all your vampire killing needs.

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)


(Source: drake-ramoray)


naughtyhowell:

kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

oh my dear god

(Source: iraffiruse)


hanaayo:

nice


tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)



Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

(Source: lawn-of-del-rey)


wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths)


bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)


harryohlarry:

Warm Bodies

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nommingontom:

sigh—onara:

hellooooooooo



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