Some pics of Kabosu, the original doge.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT KABOSU. LUVE DOGE.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
So are they
OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa
the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
ok but literally how
if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7
I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)
you two need jesus
i dont think jesus was into threesomes
you don’t know me
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this